i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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