Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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