Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.