why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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