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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time

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• (714): View more from California

  Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea

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  probs a good idea

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  i like the whole idea of life and being alive

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  you sure you're not high?

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• (716): View more from New York

  I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.

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