Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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