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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

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• (212): View more from New York

  My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.

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