I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.