is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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