Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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