ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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