I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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