D3 body, D1 cock
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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