no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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