You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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