Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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