Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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