She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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