he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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