she looked like the before picture.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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