i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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