Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Watching her eat just hurts me
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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