Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals