yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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