I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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