i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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