think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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