its not stalking. its research.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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