Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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