I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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