I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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