my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize
