i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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