but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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