I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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