I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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