I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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