I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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