I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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