i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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