I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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