Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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