No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
only if we run a train.
done.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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