You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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