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(630): View more from Illinois

Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

wrong asian. never thought that would happen.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Let me guess--your parents are cousins.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."

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(623): View more from Arizona

My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.

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(740): View more from Ohio

your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.

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(559): View more from California

I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.

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(949): View more from California

Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro

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