I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It all started with a game of naked twister.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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