ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good