Porn is love you can see.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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