Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.