So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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