How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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