There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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