I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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