so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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