I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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