Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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