What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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