shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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