Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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