How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
as a side note pls kill me
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