People with herpes should wear stickers.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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